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{ [[Plain Sub]]
{ [[NoMore]]
{ [[Jevon's]]
{ [[Adel's]]
{ [[Delice's]]
{ [[Zachary's]]
{ [[Victor's]]
{ [[Amanda's]]
{ [[NatKoh's]]
{ [[NatLee's]]
{ [[Jing^2's]]
{ [[Pofun's]]
{ [[Ruxin's]]
{ [[Dehan's]]
{ [[Luohan's]]
{ [[Zhongyang's]]
{ [[Mark's]]
{ [[Jianri's]]
{ [[Sunder's]]
{ [[Joanna's]]
{ [Nat Woong's]
{ [[Barry's]]
{ [[Daniel's]]
{ [[Selene's]]
{ [[Kerly's]]
{ [[ET's]]
{ [[Cora's]]
{ [[Yip's]]
{ [[Herbert's]]
{ [[Beverly's]]
{ [[Shu's]]
{ [[Derek's]]
{ [[GSH's]]
{ [[ZedPee's]]
{ [[Yuanheng's]]
{ [[00S12]]
{ [[Speak!!]]

Monday, July 04, 2005

Goodbye Cockroach.

My friend, A told me to blog about the whole adventure of me killing a cockroach for the first time. Anyway, it was really memorable so I think I ought to blog it down too.

It was 2am. Everyone was sound asleep in the house. It was a very silent night, dead silent. All the lights were switched off except for the one in my room. As I was getting tired, I decided to turn in at 2am and so i opened my door. There i saw a huge cockroach circling outside my sister's room.

I shut the door immediately.

I did not know what to do and circled around my room. mimicking the action of the cockroach trying to to think what it is thinking. Suddenly, a HK magazine lying on my bed enlightened me. The bonus is the front cover was someone I didn't like. I grabbed it and opened the door once again. But, the cockroach was no longer there. I thought deeply and realised that if i were to hit the cockroach with the HK magazine, I would have to be very close to it. So, I sneaked to the back of kitchen to get the most powerful tool on earth.

BAYGON!

However, I have to be very silent so that the cockroach does not know my plan. I grabbed the Baygon and confidently swtiched on all the lights in the house. The Cockroach was trying to escape from the front door but it was too small to turn the knob and too big to cross the tiny slit. Armed with Baygon I sprayed at it 5 times. It struggled and ran to the dining room.

I sprayed at it again for another 5 times. This time it overturned and started to wriggle. It never stopped wriggling. So I sprayd at it 5 more times. This time, it stopped wriggling. Went to the kitchen to grab a few tissue paper to cover it and tried to think of ways to carry it to the rubbish chute. However, the cockroach wriggled AGAIN!!!

I have no choice but to spray Baygon at it many more times. In the end, I managed to throw it down the rubbish chute but the floor was just full of Baygon making it slippery and oily. Have no choice but to leave a note on the table to alert my family on this so as to prevent the walking over the Baygon-ed floor. Did my part by mopping and finally slept.

It was 2.30am.

By the way, this is a true account!

Don't laugh!

11:50 pm

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