Well, went back VJ with classmate G today. It was quite a fruitful trip and there are quite a number of new findings! Though not many though.
Mrs Chia, our beloved Chemistry teacher, best known for her informidable Aohea has left VJC for greener pasture. She is presently the Vice Principal of Bukit Batok Secondary School. When our news desk interviewed a couple of other staff that worked closely with her, they claimed that she has left to a Saint something school. However, a check with our school administrator, Ms Jancy a.ka. have you had your dinner yet, if not you can buy a pack from school office, confirmed that she is now happily a VP of BTSS. Shocked by the distance, Ms Jancy calmed us down by offering a pack of dinner*.
Contrary to popular belief, the ever maternality leave, CT kay is still a teacher at VJC. She is presently a CT of 04S22 which is a Econs/Hist and Bio class. The VJ Bio teacher population has also grown from a meagre four to a prosperous eight after Chinese New Year*. CT Kay expressed shocked when classmate G indicated that she was a Year 2 student at NUS. A source*, closely related to classmate G had the following to say;
"She thought all of us were in Year 3? or maybe Year 4? Perhaps, thinking of her 3 children? And G was actually probed into the reason why-kay she was still in Year 2!"
All was calm when the editor pointed out that everyone from 2000 batch are in Year 2.
Mdm Hello Kitty for some might remember her as, had added new craze to her already robust collection. The special edition team was able to spot not only Hello Kitty products but Mashi Maro and Hamtaro! It seems that more variety proves more beneficial for students in Chinese lessons as they have more to discuss on*.
We were unable to contact the rest of the staff at this point of time. However, at this point of time, we received a hello from the Maths Teacher, Mr Lee. He was shocked that classmate G was not from Indonesia......
With that, I close today's special edition on The Return.
This is MC reporting live from VJC, for Banana Weekly.
*denotes exaggeration for the sole purpose of adding joy and laughter.
